In Washington, the Special Olympic is getting messy. Like monkeys, Obama and the Senate did nothing but flung enormous feces at the House. They refused to negotiate and instead resided to just insulting and guilt tripping the republicans into submission. In return, the House scooped up and tossed its own gigantic feces, agreeing to fund the bill one peace at a time. Now, Obama, the Senate, and the House have positioned themselves in a no win situation where everyone is covered in shit. This is the current state of our politics. It is not that we have become as cynical as to designate our politicians as monkeys. We are now to the point of describing them as crippled angry shit flinging monkeys. It is only with this cynicism that we can maintain our sanity and smile. […]